I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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