So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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