He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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