I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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