if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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