It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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