I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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