You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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