do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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