love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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