don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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