Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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