he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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