Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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