We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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