In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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