my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He? As in you personified your dick?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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