Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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