Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
why is half of my head shaved?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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