I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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