Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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