You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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