Kareoke will never be a sober sport
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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