please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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