Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Randomize
