Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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