doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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