have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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