Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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