Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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