I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Ambien. No doubt about it.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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