I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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