It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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