do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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