How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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