thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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