he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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