I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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