North Korea, Best Korea!
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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