we're blogging at a bar
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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