My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Nicole vs. Life
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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