Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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