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Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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