We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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