We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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