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So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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