We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
jump out the window naked night went bad
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