so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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