I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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