Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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