I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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